A golfer comes home after a terrible rond of golf, his worst ever.
He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife "Get me a beer before it starts."
The wife sighs and and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks at him in a cross way but fetches him another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and and says to his wife "Get me another beer, quick, it's going to start any minute now."
The wife is furious. She yells at him "You've been out golfing all day! Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of the TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob!"
The golfer sighs, and says "It's started!"
