A golfer gets hit in the crotch by an errant drive on the golf course. It is still hurting the next day so he goes to the doctor to see what can be done. The doctor tells the golfer "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight."
The golfer says, "Holy cow doc, I'm getting married next week to a beautiful virgin and need to have all of my equipment working."
The doctor tells him it will be alright.
In their hotel room on the night of their wedding, the beautiful virgin rips open her blouse to reveal a a gorgeous set of breasts, and says " You're the first, nobody has ever touched these breasts before!"
The golfer drops his pants and replies "Look at this, it's still in the packing crate!"
